A Sex Quickie
Men are not cooler than women. Women are not cooler than men. And there was absolutely no reason my words are worded with men appearing first. If you still feel gypped, then think about this: "First is the worst, second is the best, and third..." hope you understand what I'm saying children.
Now, sexism. I don't know why so many of y'all think I'm a chauvinist pig, I'm not. I'm a Taurus. But I truly believe [insert first two sentences here]. I think that women should get equal pay. I think that women should be allowed to go unshaven for weeks, and that guys who shave their legs shouldn't be looked at as weird.
However, I don't think that women should be so overly enthusiastic about feminism that they completely forget the guys. Don't go spewing off facts that may not be entirely accurate (the pay gap, for example...is it really as bad as everyone says?) or saying that men are the cause of all the evils in the world. We're not the ones who opened the box, you know. Kidding. But seriously, there are plenty of crimes and evils that women have committed too. Elizabeth Bathory, anyone? That was a serious one. Andrea Yates?
This isn't to bash on women, however, there are plenty (I mean PLENTY) of male criminals. I won't even bother to bring them up, since you've already got your own list I'm thinking.
Anyway, the moral of the story before I lose track, is that women != men && men != women), but that doesn't mean women>men or men
Now the anecdotes.
I remember reading this in AP US History, but I don't remember the exact quote. It went something like:
Just as when men built airplanes, they polluted the sky. If you choose to vote, you can no longer hide between makeup and a petticoat.
It was something about the fact that every choice has a consequence, and that we can't have it both ways. So women, don't ask me to pay for the date, and then yell at me for being a jerk and paying for it. And I promise that I won't tell you that you can't get a job, or that your role in life is to be used as my personal sex toy. And just to let you know, I'm learning how to please women, so don't think this is all bark (actually it is, with my lack of sex and all, but at least understand).
nya.
Now, sexism. I don't know why so many of y'all think I'm a chauvinist pig, I'm not. I'm a Taurus. But I truly believe [insert first two sentences here]. I think that women should get equal pay. I think that women should be allowed to go unshaven for weeks, and that guys who shave their legs shouldn't be looked at as weird.
However, I don't think that women should be so overly enthusiastic about feminism that they completely forget the guys. Don't go spewing off facts that may not be entirely accurate (the pay gap, for example...is it really as bad as everyone says?) or saying that men are the cause of all the evils in the world. We're not the ones who opened the box, you know. Kidding. But seriously, there are plenty of crimes and evils that women have committed too. Elizabeth Bathory, anyone? That was a serious one. Andrea Yates?
This isn't to bash on women, however, there are plenty (I mean PLENTY) of male criminals. I won't even bother to bring them up, since you've already got your own list I'm thinking.
Anyway, the moral of the story before I lose track, is that women != men && men != women), but that doesn't mean women>men or men
Now the anecdotes.
I remember reading this in AP US History, but I don't remember the exact quote. It went something like:
Just as when men built airplanes, they polluted the sky. If you choose to vote, you can no longer hide between makeup and a petticoat.
It was something about the fact that every choice has a consequence, and that we can't have it both ways. So women, don't ask me to pay for the date, and then yell at me for being a jerk and paying for it. And I promise that I won't tell you that you can't get a job, or that your role in life is to be used as my personal sex toy. And just to let you know, I'm learning how to please women, so don't think this is all bark (actually it is, with my lack of sex and all, but at least understand).
nya.
posted by K. Shiruba at 11:40 PM
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