Tuesday, June 13, 2006

FIRE IN THE SECOND ROW! THIS WHOLE PLACE IS A POWDER KEG!

Klaxons blared as whirling white lights spiraled frantically across the room. The deafening noise beat upon any unfortunate eardrum who stood within a meter's radius of the deafening alarm.

Kyon here, substituting for Kit.

You've got to hand it to whoever came up with the idea of fire alarms. I mean think about it. A handy way to cause a distraction, an efficient way of dealing with emergencies, and a good helping of American trust by placing the alarms where any two-bit terrorist could get at them, even if only to screw them up.

Fire alarms are tools in the hands of the wise, and weapons in the hands of the genius. Okay, I know that sounded a bit too happy-bunny for most people's tastes, but you have to admit, they make a formidable tool/weapon in any (wo)man's purse/toolbox.

In the case of Kit, however, there are no instant fire alarms that he can quickly pull and cause a distraction. Instead, he is forced to use basic ninja tricks of misdirection, including, but not limited to: smoke bombs, ninja stars, logs, animals, and giant stuffed animals.

In any case, fire alarms are cool weapons we are gifted with in this modern day and time. Yay.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Reborn from the flames of a burning...duck?

Now introducing, the origin of...me, Kittaren Shiruba.

First off. Kittaren: a play off of the word Kit: shortened version of the word kitten.
As in cat. I'll explain my partiality to the feline a bit later.
Shiruba: Japanized version of silver. Or rather, Silva in this case. A name of someone I truly admire.

Okay. Now to explain my partiality to cats. My good friend, "Witch," always teased me about being her familliar. So I went along with it. Now I am partial to the feline.

Character's Name: Kittarren Shiruba
Character's Gender: Male
Character's Age: 19
Character's Occupation: Infiltration specialist (not assassin, per se)...professional ninja
Description of Character: One of the few customers to frequent the Torrid Inn, Kittarren Shiruba can most often be found sleeping in a chair directly facing the bar. At 5' 7", he isn't the most imposing of characters, but is too often lost within a bustling crowd. Fortunately, his job plays off of his ability to disappear within a crowd. As a freelance spy (or "ninja," as he prefers to be called) he holds many valuable secrets about many people.His dark brown hair and deep oak eyes are often hidden under the rim of a black bandanna or his favorite detective hat.
Special Abilities: Invisibility based on emotion, and (but of yet untapped) magical potential

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